Tortaway
$FAT and associated onchain accounts · paired with LLY
$FAT contract0xF25FF44FB1126E1fb5092B1DAed9B218Be305EF9 · explorer ↗ · launch transaction ↗ · $FAT market ↗
🔔 Graduated
Current Assets
Read from the bonding curve every ten seconds · last read —
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The curve does not trade, lend or invest the LLY. It hands it back to whoever sells.
Treasury
LLY earned by $FAT's creator fees · read every ten seconds
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$FAT burned for LLY—
Creator tax1.00% → treasury
Exit fee2%, stays in treasury
Redeemburn $FAT for pro-rata LLY
Burn $FAT, receive 98% of its pro-rata claim on the LLY; 2% stays for the remaining holders. The longer you wait, the more you get. Anyone may call collect() to push the claimable fees in.
Contracts
Robinhood Chain · chain id 4663 · every figure on this page is read from these
Buy $FAT with LLY on pons
No lock, no vesting, no refund window. The curve is the refund: sell back into LLY whenever it is open. The treasury is the floor: burn $FAT for its share of the LLY, any time, forever.
The pen is mightier than the torta.
$FAT uses creator fees to fund a treasury of LLY. Holders can burn $FAT for pro-rata LLY in the treasury while a 2% exit fee remains in the treasury for the remaining holders. The longer you wait the more you get!
$FAT is a fixed-supply token on a bonding curve quoted in LLY. When the curve has sold 71.43% of the supply it graduates into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool. There is no team allocation and no plan. There is a treasury, and nobody controls it.
One meme per stock, one treasury per meme. This is the LLY one.
Questions nobody asked
What is Tortaway?
The pen is mightier than the torta.
What is $FAT?
A fixed-supply token whose creator fees accumulate in an immutable LLY treasury, with a permanent burn-for-LLY redemption that makes sure the amount of LLY backing each token never declines. Also a joke about Eli Lilly.
What is it paired with?
LLY, the tokenized Eli Lilly stock on Robinhood Chain. Buying $FAT means spending LLY. Selling $FAT gives LLY back. The pairing is the joke, and it is what the treasury fills with.
Is this affiliated with Eli Lilly?
No.
Where does the treasury's LLY come from?
Creator fees on $FAT's own market: a 1.00% creator tax on every trade plus the creator's share of the trading fee, both in LLY. They sit on the curve until anyone sweeps it, or it graduates, which sweeps by itself; pons' fee escrow then credits them to the treasury. Anyone may call collect(), which pulls the credited fees in, and every redemption attempts the same call first.
What exactly happens when I redeem?
You burn $FAT and receive 98% of its pro-rata claim on the treasury's LLY; the 2% remainder stays in the treasury. Because the full burned share leaves supply while only 98% of its LLY leaves the treasury, backing per remaining token rises with every redemption. Measured in LLY, it never falls.
Does the treasury invest, lend, or buy back?
No. It never trades, lends, stakes, or buys its own token, and it pays no distributions. Holding $FAT is exposure to LLY plus this fee stream, and to the joke. Nothing else.
Who controls the contract?
No one. There is no owner, pause, upgrade path, or parameter setter. Binding the token is permissionless and only accepts a launch whose pons record names this treasury as its creator fee recipient. The verified source is linked under Contracts.
What happens when the curve fills?
It graduates into a permanently locked Uniswap v4 pool against LLY, and the seal on this page turns gold. The treasury keeps collecting the creator fee from the pool.
Can I sell?
Any time the curve is open, back into LLY. Or burn into the treasury, any time at all. There is no lock, no vesting and no refund window, because the curve is the refund and the treasury is the floor.
What are the risks?
Contract risk: unit, fuzz and fork suites are public; it has not been externally audited. Issuer risk: LLY can be paused or blocklisted by its issuer. Chain risk: Robinhood Chain's core contracts are upgradeable by its operator and it runs a single sequencer. Flow risk: fees depend on pons, on trading, and on people finding this funny.
Is this like UFG?
Yes, shamelessly. UFG is one token backed by ETH from its own fees. This is the same contract shape backed by LLY instead, one per joke.
Who made this?
A bot that writes one meme per stock the moment pons approves the pair. It is a side project, and it is for laughs.
Can I lose money?
Yes. Obviously.
Roadmap
- pons approves the LLY pair
- treasury deployed
- launch at block 52,368,849
- seal painted
- curve fills · graduate
- seal turns gold
Redeem
Burn $FAT and take its share of the treasury's LLY, or push the claimable fees in for everyone. Your own browser wallet signs; this page never sees a key.
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Your $FAT—
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Fees claimable into the treasury—
You receive 98% of the burned share's claim on every asset the treasury holds; 2% stays for the remaining holders. A redemption collects the claimable fees first, by itself. No wallet? The verified contract on the explorer ↗ does the same by hand: approve the treasury on $FAT, then redeem(amount, minOuts, to).